The Argument Against Idiots: An Administration

We Can Be Proud Of

October 6, 2008 – 13:14 ET

How to win the argument de jour with logic and facts

The issue:

‘An Administration We Can Be Proud Of’

What the liberal whiners say:

‘We CAN’T afford another 4 years of embarrassing stupidity from a President who can’t speak, and screws up everything he tries to say’

‘How about the time Bush said he believes that ‘too many OB/GYN’s aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country?’

‘Then there was the speech where the drunken Coke addict, Yale cheerleader announced that “I know that human beings and FISH can co-exist peacefully”.

‘What’s WEIRD is having a President who can’t talk right and a vice president who is holed up in some secret location for months at a time for no apparent reason…what’s he doing, just going somewhere to have heartattacks?!?!?!…’

Your winning, logical, reasoned arguments

1. That’s true. What we really need is a President who thinks there are 57 states, not counting the one he hasn’t been to, and Alaska & Hawaii, which he wasn’t allowed to visit, who also said his uncle liberated Auschwitz, when that was actually done by the Red Army.

2. Joe Biden just said that FDR was President in 1929 (it was Herbert Hoover) and made announcements on TV, which wouldn’t even be purchased for commercial development by RCA until 1939. Last week he told a wheelchair bound state senator to stand up and take a bow. Are these the geniuses you want in office?

3. Do you disagree with that? I don’t have any anti-fish agenda. I was a little alarmed though, when Joe Biden seemed to threaten Barak Obama by telling him he going to “have a problem” if he tried to take his Beretta shotgun away from him…that was a little weird.

4. You’re right! I’m gonna have to agree with you this time. So, I’ll tell you what…come November, let’s elect McCain-Palin and we’ll get rid of ALL of the above!